I went shopping last night and couldn't help but notice these
poor orphaned Dad cakes. It was so sad!
If you notice, the cakes are even themed:
Fishing Dad and Terrific Dad.
I wondered which Dads belonged to these cakes.
Maybe this was not a year for Fishing Dads or
Generally Terrific Dads.
I thought about how they could be re-purposed.
Like maybe you could turn the last "D" into an "N" and celebrate Terrific DAN.
(That is, if you know any Dans that are terrific.
I don't know any Dans, terrific or otherwise.)
"DAR" is another possibility. Anyone know any Terrific Dars? (Darla, Darlene...Hey, I know: Darnell!)
But I don't think my dear friend Darnell is into fishing so we just have to celebrate her as generally terrific
(with a cake that is 50 percent off.)
Or we could take off the two "Ds" and add a plus sign for "A+"-- perfect for a graduation party.
Or maybe I have too much time on my hands.
Poor little Dad cakes. I wonder what will become of them.
You know how I get. I worry about these things.